squiter-bites:

got-street-savoir-faire:

So we took some pictures of my new kitty and our old cat

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sir

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young sir 

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please sir

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i would be quite grateful if you

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please young sir

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please stop

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i didnt sign up for this

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sir

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help me

GOD I LOVE CATS

legendofidiots:

Must be a water tribe thing.

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

(Source: grittysiren)

mydrunkkitchen:

tyleroakley:

crescentrax:

belgianwhovian:

He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR

THROUGH THEIR CROTCH

THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR

This is just what I think I do.

mydrunkkitchen:

tyleroakley:

crescentrax:

belgianwhovian:

He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR

THROUGH THEIR CROTCH

THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR

This is just what I think I do.

(Source: salt4life)

crazytezza:

theravenchilde:

cherabby:

"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"

Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go

#basically the plot of x-men

#literally the plot of x-men 

(Source: cherabby)

isis-:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source


back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

all can see is this

isis-:

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source

back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

all can see is this

madhatter0:

funnnyyy-giiiifffsss:

HAHAHAHAHA !

SOMEONE MADE IT INTO A GIF I CAN’T I JUST

madhatter0:

funnnyyy-giiiifffsss:

HAHAHAHAHA !

SOMEONE MADE IT INTO A GIF I CAN’T I JUST

whatamievendoingwithmyblog:

Lets just take a moment to appreciate the way New Zealand sells beer.  

I feel like this basically summarises our culture.

hitthejackelswitch:

abbygubler:

ohrobbybaby:

The Sound of Music (1965)

tumblr fucked me up so bad i kept expecting something ridiculous to happen at the end like a still of her telling the kids to go fuck themselves smh

^ME TOO